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User:Honzke01

2022-04-03T22:27:24Z

PumpkinBoy: added Dad-bot

Yellow! I'm DMing the [[Brightwater Campaign|''Brightwater'' campaign]] and DMed the ''[[Realmtrotter's Guide to Zobeck]]''! I also played

* [[Dad-Bot|Dad-bot]] in [[Into the Greedy Green|Into the Greedy Gree]]<nowiki/>n
* [[Rowan Buckman]] in ''[[Ancients Alive]]''
* [[Jason Freedman]] in [[Secondary Characters|''Secondary Characters'']]
* [[Roscoe Cherrycheeks]] (and Dortrog) in ''[[The Beggar's Bodega]].''

==My favorite pages==

* [[Eve]] - I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to beautiful character arcs.
* [[Edna]] - This is fantastic, and what inspired me to write my own pages.
* [[Quelmar Calendar|The Quelmar Calendar]] - This little gem reveals that Quelmar's sky is naturally red! DM James has been hiding this for too long, spread the word!

== My favorite puns ==
* Golkont the Hawk Mage's [[Ancients Alive/The Story So Far|Roc, "Shasa]]"
* [[Traveler's Stop on Inn]]
* [[Ancients Alive/NPCs|Detective Agotcha]]
*wicker-woven hives as "bee-holders"
*a flying carpet with the command word "imera." Translate the Greek to Latin to get ''"''diem," as in "carpet diem"

== Untold stories that intrigue me ==
* 4 [[Mutated Chimera|Mutated Chimeras]] beneath major cities
* 2.5 [[The Ten Heralds of Tiamat|Heralds of Tiamat]]
* 3 [[Kiston Guardians|guardians of Kiston]] (did Tiamat really kill all four Xender Pleth left behind?)
* the possible reemergence of [[Atla]]
*I've got some demented potential plans if Brightwater continues past the Ta-Shedet arc

== Character Ideas ==
* wildfire druid (revivify and teleporting), a beastmaster with the revised beast, or just anybody with a deadly pet
**wood elf with growing antlers (still have velvet) and a stag
**human with a pawprint tattoo on his cheek (changes) and a wolf with a hand marking on head (trying to not have colonizing primal markings)
**high elf battlesmith with wolf steel defender and a great sword
*Leonin battlemaster
*Ice flavoring for psion fighter, beast barbarian, wildfire druid, or redemption paladin

Dad-Bot

2022-04-03T21:56:24Z

PumpkinBoy:

{{Infobox_character|affilliation=the Greedy Greeners|name={{PAGENAME}}|image=Dadbot.png|caption="Go long!"|languages=Common|alias=Rick, Basket|marital=single|birthPlace=Isonhound|deathDate=|deathPlace=|species=Warforged|gender=male|height=6' 4"|weight=294 lbs|eyes=eyes}}

''"You are a small creature. Would you like a piggy-back ride?" - Dad-Bot to the River Queen Korreds''

'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Warforged]] here to provide parental support and services to those in need in the [[Into the Greedy Green|Greedy Green campaign]]. How about a nice game of _catch_, _sport_? His support manifests as a [[bard]] of the college of lore, but he's really just here to help.

==Physical Appearance==
Dad-bot has an engineered dad-bod you might call a "beer belly" if he actually drank beer. His lack of bones allows for some noodly arms. He wears a classic pink polo and cargo shorts.

On the occasion that he does play music, he has a steampunk-Tron-esque record player on his back. His dad-abase comes with LPs including Spruce Springsteen, The Giant Eagles, and Counting Crowns.

==Personality==
Dad-bot is proud of you, <name>, and thinks you have always been cool.

==History==
After Warforged [[The War of the Forged|gained rights as sentient creatures]], Basket needed to find the meaning of life. After crunching the numbers, according to his analysis the meaning of life was "to love and serve others." He found the loving and serving vocation of Dad particularly appealing. Basket studied dads in their natural habitats for three years as he built up an ethnographic portfolio, his dad-abase. He observed camping trips, cookouts, home repair projects, and sports. At the end of this, Basket declared himself "Dad-bot" or "Rick" and went to help those who needed fatherly support.

Adventurers often lacked fatherly support with traumatic backstories and such. This community might use his help.

==Languages==
Dad-bot speaks Common.

==Powers and Abilities==
He passes dad inspiration to allies via thumbs-up and finger guns. He can tell a bad ''Tasha's Dad Joke'' or ''command'' a dragon to play "Fetch!" with a baseball.

==Attacks and Weapons ==
Dad-bot has a longsword that he has never attacked anybody with.

== Adventure Log (James, ignore my very rusty coding) ==
MotorboatingTheTiticaca = adventure.fun(group=7,dadJokeCount=1)

metalPals.append("Crabbypants", "[[Rocky]]")

pals.append("[[Violet Lorinda|Violet]]," "Boros", "[[Durian]]", "[[Tordek]]", "[[Kristef Smoothroar|Kris]]", "[[Búho|Buho]]")

notPals.append(creature.korreds, plant.trees if diameter > 5)

open (History\LoreForged\Dragons, "w") as file

printf("The bronze dragon called Warforged the 'crystal traitors.' Maybe that has something to do with why dragons can't see Warforged. Violet and Durian were given a boon to not be seen by dragons. Perhaps a Warforged ancestor was given a similar boon.")

close file

items.remove("baseball")

items.append("WovenStone", "StoneToGold Pick")

storiesTold.append(W:\dadabase\stories\TroutFishing.txt)

songsPlayed.append(W:\dadabase\songs\GiantEagles\TakeItEasy.mp4)

toDoWithNewPals = {"Ask Buho again for the Brown Note"}

== Behind the Screen ==
Kevin commissioned Bo to draw Dad-bot, and Bo knocked it out of the park!
[[Category:Player Characters]]

Dad-Bot

2022-04-03T21:35:26Z

PumpkinBoy:

{{Infobox_character|affilliation=the Greedy Greeners|name={{PAGENAME}}|image=Dadbot.png|caption="Go long!"|languages=Common|alias=Rick, Basket|marital=single|birthPlace=Isonhound|deathDate=|deathPlace=|species=Warforged|gender=male|height=6' 4"|weight=294 lbs|eyes=eyes}}

''"You are a small creature. Would you like a piggy-back ride?" - Dad-Bot to the River Queen Korreds''

'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Warforged]] here to provide parental support and services to those in need in the [[Into the Greedy Green|Greedy Green campaign]]. How about a nice game of _catch_, _sport_? His support manifests as a [[bard]] of the college of lore, but he's really just here to help.

==Physical Appearance==
Dad-bot has an engineered dad-bod you might call a "beer belly" if he actually drank beer. His lack of bones allows for some noodly arms. He wears a classic pink polo and cargo shorts.

On the occasion that he does play music, he has a steampunk-Tron-esque record player on his back. His dad-abase comes with LPs including Spruce Springsteen, The Giant Eagles, and Counting Crowns.

==Personality==
Dad-bot is proud of you, <name>, and thinks you have always been cool.

==History==
After Warforged [[The War of the Forged|gained rights as sentient creatures]], Basket needed to find the meaning of life. After crunching the numbers, according to his analysis the meaning of life was "to love and serve others." He found the loving and serving vocation of Dad particularly appealing. Basket studied dads in their natural habitats for three years as he built up an ethnographic portfolio, his dad-abase. He observed camping trips, cookouts, home repair projects, and sports. At the end of this, Basket declared himself "Dad-bot" or "Rick" and went to help those who needed fatherly support.

Adventurers often lacked fatherly support with traumatic backstories and such. This community might use his help.

==Languages==
Dad-bot speaks Common.

==Powers and Abilities==
He passes dad inspiration to allies via thumbs-up and finger guns. He can tell a bad ''Tasha's Dad Joke'' or ''command'' a dragon to play "Fetch!" with a baseball.

==Attacks and Weapons ==
Dad-bot has a longsword that he has never attacked anybody with.

== Behind the Screen ==
Kevin commissioned Bo to draw Dad-bot, and Bo knocked it out of the park!
[[Category:Player Characters]]

File:Dadbot.png

2022-04-03T21:34:16Z

PumpkinBoy: Dad-bot, as drawn by the lovely Bo!

== Summary ==
Dad-bot, as drawn by the lovely Bo!