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	This whole company is a basket case, but it's ''my'' basket case, damnit, and I wouldn't have it any other way.		This whole company is a basket case, but it's ''my'' basket case, damnit, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

	As of right now, I am working as a medical assistant to [[Amaris]]. I see this as my most important duty at the moment, as I must have respect for the needs of this company above mine own if it is to function.		As of right now, I am working as a medical assistant to [[Amaris Luanach]]. I see this as my most important duty at the moment, as I must have respect for the needs of this company above mine own if it is to function.

	==== Analysis: The State of the Company ====		==== Analysis: The State of the Company ====

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	* Headless - [[Sneeze]]		* Headless - [[Sneeze]]
	*Felicia - Felicia		*[[Felicia]] - Felicia
	* Ixy - [[Paris Hilton]]		* Ixy - [[Paris Hilton]]
	* Armor who doesn't even claim its own name - [[Sabbatical]]		* Armor who doesn't even claim its own name - [[Sabbatical]]
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	===== The Position of Navigator =====		===== The Position of Navigator =====
	The navigator role was given to Bink, a [[Kenku]] that cannot speak except via repeating words she hears. She can write though. She was determined to be the best choice because the other applicants were a comically slow Tortle and someone that I can only assume to be a serial thief. Snoot applied too, of course, but when asked to draw a map, he drew a smiley face instead.		The navigator role was given to Bink, a [[Kenku]] that cannot speak except via repeating words she hears. She can write though. She was determined to be the best choice because the other applicants were a comically slow Tortle and someone that I can only assume to be a serial [[thief]]. Snoot applied too, of course, but when asked to draw a map, he drew a smiley face instead.

	===== Snoot =====		===== Snoot =====

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	{{Worldbuilders}} {{Infobox character\|image=felixv2.png.png\|caption="I may be a fool and a liar, but I'm an intelligent fool and a truthful liar."\|birthDate=Unknown\|birthPlace=Unknown\|species=Warforged\|gender=Unknown\|height=5'9"\|weight=25lb}}		{{Worldbuilders}} {{Infobox character\|image=felixv2.png.png\|caption="I may be a fool and a liar, but I'm an intelligent fool and a truthful liar."\|birthDate=Unknown\|birthPlace=Unknown\|species=Warforged\|gender=Unknown\|height=5'9"\|weight=25lb}}

	The first thing that you need to know about Felix is that '''nobody knows anything about Felix.'''		The first thing that you need to know about [[Felix]] is that '''nobody knows anything about Felix.'''

	Felix Francis Fitzgerald is the formal name given to a [[Warforged]] eloquence [[bard]] that wanders this world in search of good stories, good company, and protection. He is constantly cheerful, and seeks to brighten the day of everyone around him at all times, be they friend or foe. He is a character in the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] [[campaign]].		Felix Francis Fitzgerald is the formal name given to a [[Warforged]] eloquence [[bard]] that wanders this world in search of good stories, good company, and protection. He is constantly cheerful, and seeks to brighten the day of everyone around him at all times, be they friend or foe. He is a character in the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] [[campaign]].
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	=== Transcendent Nature ===		=== Transcendent Nature ===
	Felix has been known to disappear entirely from Quelmar at times. Sometimes, he can be detected making his presence known outside of this Realm. He tends to return fairly swiftly, though, usually after being hit with a Newspaper of Banishment.		Felix has been known to disappear entirely from [[Quelmar]] at times. Sometimes, he can be detected making his presence known outside of this Realm. He tends to return fairly swiftly, though, usually after being hit with a Newspaper of Banishment.

	=== Common Felixisms ===		=== Common Felixisms ===
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	*Felicia - Felicia		*Felicia - Felicia
	* Ixy - [[Paris Hilton]]		* Ixy - [[Paris Hilton]]
	* Armor who doesn't even claim its own name - Sabbatical		* Armor who doesn't even claim its own name - [[Sabbatical]]
	* Figureless Headless Figurehead - Felix		* Figureless Headless Figurehead - Felix

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	This whole company is a basket case, but it's ''my'' basket case, damnit, and I wouldn't have it any other way.		This whole company is a basket case, but it's ''my'' basket case, damnit, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

	As of right now, I am working as a medical assistant to Amaris. I see this as my most important duty at the moment, as I must have respect for the needs of this company above mine own if it is to function.		As of right now, I am working as a medical assistant to [[Amaris]]. I see this as my most important duty at the moment, as I must have respect for the needs of this company above mine own if it is to function.

	==== Analysis: The State of the Company ====		==== Analysis: The State of the Company ====
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	==== Nassir ====		==== Nassir ====
	Nassir is much of the same, although slightly less playful. He's reserved, respectful, and kind. In addition, to my knowledge, Nassir is in love with Marion, and is helping her take care of Kompi (my beloved). While Wiggler is what I want out of a friend, Nassir is what I need, and I ought to have respect for that, especially in a dynamic as dysfunctional as this one. But no matter; like all good things, this too shall come with time. Still, I look forward to talking with him more and sharing more stories with him.		[[Nassir]] is much of the same, although slightly less playful. He's reserved, respectful, and kind. In addition, to my knowledge, Nassir is in love with [[Marion]], and is helping her take care of Kompi (my beloved). While Wiggler is what I want out of a friend, Nassir is what I need, and I ought to have respect for that, especially in a dynamic as dysfunctional as this one. But no matter; like all good things, this too shall come with time. Still, I look forward to talking with him more and sharing more stories with him.

	==== Marion ====		==== Marion ====
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	I remember Miss Hilton from my time on the downside. She's not the brightest, but she's cheerful enough, and at the end of the day, that's what matters, eh? She seems like the kind of person that would be interested in my stories. I look forward to talking with her more.		I remember Miss Hilton from my time on the downside. She's not the brightest, but she's cheerful enough, and at the end of the day, that's what matters, eh? She seems like the kind of person that would be interested in my stories. I look forward to talking with her more.

	Paris has expressed interest in therapy.		[[Paris]] has expressed interest in therapy.

	==== Researcher Millar ====		==== Researcher Millar ====
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	==== "Reedy" ====		==== "Reedy" ====
	Where Sir Yewvane is sour, Reedy is bitter. She is a cheerless individual that keeps a lot of secrets. Based on what Nassir and Lambda have told me, I shouldn't even know her name, and I worry that by writing it down, I am incriminating myself. Regardless, I look forward to talking with her more, and deciphering this no-doubt complex individual.		Where Sir [[Yewvane]] is sour, Reedy is bitter. She is a cheerless individual that keeps a lot of secrets. Based on what Nassir and Lambda have told me, I shouldn't even know her name, and I worry that by writing it down, I am incriminating myself. Regardless, I look forward to talking with her more, and deciphering this no-doubt complex individual.

	==== Sabbatical ====		==== Sabbatical ====

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	{{Infobox character\|image=felixv2.png.png\|caption="I may be a fool and a liar, but I'm an intelligent fool and a truthful liar."\|birthDate=Unknown\|birthPlace=Unknown\|species=Warforged\|gender=Unknown\|height=5'9"\|weight=25lb}}		{{Worldbuilders}} {{Infobox character\|image=felixv2.png.png\|caption="I may be a fool and a liar, but I'm an intelligent fool and a truthful liar."\|birthDate=Unknown\|birthPlace=Unknown\|species=Warforged\|gender=Unknown\|height=5'9"\|weight=25lb}}

	The first thing that you need to know about Felix is that '''nobody knows anything about Felix.'''		The first thing that you need to know about Felix is that '''nobody knows anything about Felix.'''

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	At the request of Captain Tiki-Ti, the chosen candidate was one by the name of Polly. She was our second choice for first mate before the murder took place, so that all works out excellently, I suppose. That being said, there is still room for worry. I worry that they will be able to be manipulated by other crew members with food, since that is their primary motivator. But, at the very least, the chef will cause no trouble in this regard, since he is a kind man with a pure soul.		At the request of Captain Tiki-Ti, the chosen candidate was one by the name of Polly. She was our second choice for first mate before the murder took place, so that all works out excellently, I suppose. That being said, there is still room for worry. I worry that they will be able to be manipulated by other crew members with food, since that is their primary motivator. But, at the very least, the chef will cause no trouble in this regard, since he is a kind man with a pure soul.

	Another noteworthy individual that applied for first mate was Rome Holiday. He appears to hate Paris Hilton, and is primarily motivated by coin. He only wants this job because his father wants to give him a sizeable inheritance, but only on the condition that he gets a job first. Rome Holiday was hired as crewperson.		Another noteworthy individual that applied for first mate was [[Rome Holiday]]. He appears to hate Paris Hilton, and is primarily motivated by coin. He only wants this job because his father wants to give him a sizeable inheritance, but only on the condition that he gets a job first. [[Rome Holiday]] was hired as crewperson.

	Other notable applicants include Snoot.		Other notable applicants include Snoot.

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	===== The Position of Navigator =====		===== The Position of Navigator =====
	The navigator role was given to a Kenku that cannot speak except via repeating words she hears. She can write though. She was determined to be the best choice because the other applicants were a comically slow Tortle and someone that I can only assume to be a serial thief. Snoot applied too, of course, but when asked to draw a map, he drew a smiley face instead.		The navigator role was given to Bink, a Kenku that cannot speak except via repeating words she hears. She can write though. She was determined to be the best choice because the other applicants were a comically slow Tortle and someone that I can only assume to be a serial thief. Snoot applied too, of course, but when asked to draw a map, he drew a smiley face instead.

	===== Snoot =====		===== Snoot =====

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	There was one stand-out candidate for captain. Hawthorne Voss had several years experience as a captain of sea vessels, and served as an advisory role for airship crews before. He was charismatic, friendly, outgoing, experienced... everything that one could want in a captain. He was perfect.		There was one stand-out candidate for captain. Hawthorne Voss had several years experience as a captain of sea vessels, and served as an advisory role for airship crews before. He was charismatic, friendly, outgoing, experienced... everything that one could want in a captain. He was perfect.

	Or at least he was perfect until he was murdered in cold blood. I do not name murderers; their names deserve to be forgotten, especially for a killing as spiteful as this one. But, for the sake of description, it was an elf that had worked under the late Hawthorne Voss before who was now seeking a promotion. The murderer was thoroughly swiftly brought to justice by one Nassir Tycho with a grapple and a summary snap of the neck. Needless to say, Nassir prefers the kind of pacification that one does not ever arise from when dealing with murderers. I cannot say that I blame him, but such a position and method lacks refinement.		Or at least he was perfect until he was murdered in cold blood while we were away. I do not name murderers; their names deserve to be forgotten, especially for a killing as spiteful as this one. But, for the sake of description, it was an elf that had worked under the late Hawthorne Voss before who was now seeking a promotion. The murderer was thoroughly and swiftly brought to justice by one Nassir Tycho with a grapple and a summary snap of the neck. Needless to say, Nassir prefers the kind of pacification that one does not ever arise from when dealing with murderers. I cannot say that I blame him, but such a position and method lacks refinement.

	The other provided candidates were a blind quadriplegic, an octopus that insisted that everyone should lose their trousers (and removed Chrysaor's forcefully on one occasion), and Snoot.		The other provided candidates were a blind quadriplegic, an octopus that insisted that everyone should lose their trousers (and removed Chrysaor's forcefully on one occasion), and Snoot.

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The Position of First Mate

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	At the request of Captain Tiki-Ti, the chosen candidate was one by the name of Polly. She was our second choice for first mate before the murder took place, so that all works out excellently, I suppose. That being said, there is still room for worry. I worry that they will be able to be manipulated by other crew members with food, since that is their primary motivator. But, at the very least, the chef will cause no trouble in this regard, since he is a kind man with a pure soul.		At the request of Captain Tiki-Ti, the chosen candidate was one by the name of Polly. She was our second choice for first mate before the murder took place, so that all works out excellently, I suppose. That being said, there is still room for worry. I worry that they will be able to be manipulated by other crew members with food, since that is their primary motivator. But, at the very least, the chef will cause no trouble in this regard, since he is a kind man with a pure soul.

	Another noteworthy individual that applied for first mate was Rome Holiday. He appears to hate Paris Hilton, and is primarily motivated by coin. He only wants this job because his father wants to give him ~~coin~~. Rome Holiday was hired as crewperson.		Another noteworthy individual that applied for first mate was Rome Holiday. He appears to hate Paris Hilton, and is primarily motivated by coin. He only wants this job because his father wants to give him a sizeable inheritance, but only on the condition that he gets a job first. Rome Holiday was hired as crewperson.

	Other notable applicants include Snoot.		Other notable applicants include Snoot.

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 * Felix wears thigh-highs underneath his armor.
 * Felix's entire existence is just one big exercise in strategic ambiguity.
 * Felix killed racism.
 * After killing racism, Felix reinvented racism just so he could kill it again.
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 *Felix is actually just Dr. Moss.
 * Felix could kick your ass in Mario Kart Double Dash.
-* I am Felix, this is a lie.
+*I am Felix, this is a lie.
 Just to name a few.
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 ==== Sabbatical ====
-And where Yewvane is sour and Reedy is bitter, Sabbatical is overtly toxic.
+And where Sir Yewvane is sour and Reedy is bitter, Sabbatical is overtly toxic.
 Sabbatical is a curious individual that I have only met twice. In a one-on-one conversation, she and I had a nice little chat about the facts of what this company has been up to before I arrived. We also had a brief discussion of stories and philosophy. Regrettably, however, I hadn't the chance to tell her a story. Specifically, I recall telling her two things of import. The first, of course, is that the truth is whatever makes you happy. The second was the tragedy of how some people spend so much of their time searching for the facts in the story of life that they forget to extrapolate the truths from those facts. She seems to intuitively understand that there is some wisdom to these two statements on their own. Despite this (and despite her background as a lawyer), she seems incapable of connecting the two together.
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 I have a couple individuals on my wait list at the moment.
-* Sneeze
+* David
 * Paris Hilton
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