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	{{Worldbuilders}}{{Infobox_character\|affilliation=Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, Protectors of the People (Unofficial)\|name={{PAGENAME}}\|image=Kobold Barbarian.png\|caption=Plez oh guds oh plez nut agaan noooooo!\|relatives=Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Shnek\|languages=Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish\|alias=Red Fury, Survivor of a Thousand Deaths\|marital=Single and Ready to Mingle\|birthPlace=In a Hole\|deathDate=On the Inside: Date of Birth, Outside: Never\|deathPlace=Sneeze Can Never Die!\|species=Kobold\|gender=Male\|height=2ft, 3 Inches\|weight=42 Pounds\|eyes=Black}}		{{Worldbuilders}}{{Infobox_character\|affilliation=Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, Protectors of the People (Unofficial)\|name={{PAGENAME}}\|image=Kobold Barbarian.png\|caption=Plez oh guds oh plez nut agaan noooooo!\|relatives=Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Shnek\|languages=Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish\|alias=Red Fury, Survivor of a Thousand Deaths\|marital=Single and Ready to Mingle\|birthPlace=In a Hole\|deathDate=On the Inside: Date of Birth, Outside: Never (893 PR)\|deathPlace=Sneeze Can Never Die! (Died in the Amusan Wilds)\|species=Kobold\|gender=Male\|height=2ft, 3 Inches\|weight=42 Pounds\|eyes=Black}}

	'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Kobold]] Path of the [[Beast]] [[Barbarian]] and a character from the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] Community [[Campaign]].		'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a [[Kobold]] Path of the [[Beast]] [[Barbarian]] and a character from the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] Community [[Campaign]].

			In 893 PR they joined the Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, making new friends and lifelong bonds. Sadly, Sneeze would be slain by the corrupted demon Jim Stacy, along with the person he tried to protect, [[Redemption Core\|Ma Red]].

	==Physical Appearance==		==Physical Appearance==
	Sneeze is a small a barley 2ft tall b=kobold with red scales an lean muscles. he has crazy pinpoint eyes and a number of large scares and burn marks across his body. he wears a simple leather harness to hold his large collection of weapons and wears a pair of torn adventurer's trousers. All of his weapons are old and rusty, but clearly have had a lot of love put into their use.		Sneeze is a small a barley 2ft tall kobold with red scales and lean muscles. he has crazy pinpoint eyes and a number of large scares and burn marks across his body. he wears a simple leather harness to hold his large collection of weapons and wears a pair of torn adventurer's trousers. All of his weapons are old and rusty, but clearly have had a lot of love put into their use.

	==Personality==		==Personality==
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	Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the [[Feywild]] and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With [[the Feywild]]'s weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material [[plane]], he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.		Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the [[Feywild]] and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With [[the Feywild]]'s weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material [[plane]], he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.

	[[File:Sneeze1-ai.jpg\|right\|frameless]]
	Sneeze had somehow transported himself across the realm all the way to [[Amusa]]. For the first time in his life Sneeze cried with relief. Sneeze began to travel across the continent and began to get himself into all sorts of shenanigans as a one kobold force. But yet things would go as poorly as usual. Sneeze was a magnet for danger and tragedy. In fact the first down he visited burned down 7 minutes after he arrived. Sneeze has had to fight [[Gnolls]], [[Demon\|Demons]], rats, ladybugs, and he has survived.		Sneeze had somehow transported himself across the realm all the way to [[Amusa]]. For the first time in his life Sneeze cried with relief. Sneeze began to travel across the continent and began to get himself into all sorts of shenanigans as a one kobold force. But yet things would go as poorly as usual. Sneeze was a magnet for danger and tragedy. In fact the first down he visited burned down 7 minutes after he arrived. Sneeze has had to fight [[Gnolls]], [[Demon\|Demons]], rats, ladybugs, and he has survived.

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	The Gnolls looked at each other confused before bursting out in fits of hysterical laughter and cheers. They let Sneeze indulge himself as he wished, but as the feast continued, Sneeze was confused why they kept sprinkling him with different spices. First they poured salt on him, them pepper, and then they rubbed herbs across his body. Sneeze didn't mind because it was probably just their culture or something.		The Gnolls looked at each other confused before bursting out in fits of hysterical laughter and cheers. They let Sneeze indulge himself as he wished, but as the feast continued, Sneeze was confused why they kept sprinkling him with different spices. First they poured salt on him, them pepper, and then they rubbed herbs across his body. Sneeze didn't mind because it was probably just their culture or something.

	[[File:Buff Sneeze-ai.png\|right\|frameless]]
	Sneeze only began to feel confused at the point they had tied him up and started turning him over a fire. How in the world was he supposed to eat like this. This was incredibly rude. Sneeze looked at his restraints, then the table of people meat, at his restraints, and back to the table of people meat. this went on for five minutes before Sneeze realized what was happening. At this point his natural defenses kicked in and he managed to gnaw his way out of the restraints. Then from there Sneeze ran as far as one could run. He made sure to get some [[Gnoll]] meat for the road on his way out though.		Sneeze only began to feel confused at the point they had tied him up and started turning him over a fire. How in the world was he supposed to eat like this. This was incredibly rude. Sneeze looked at his restraints, then the table of people meat, at his restraints, and back to the table of people meat. this went on for five minutes before Sneeze realized what was happening. At this point his natural defenses kicked in and he managed to gnaw his way out of the restraints. Then from there Sneeze ran as far as one could run. He made sure to get some [[Gnoll]] meat for the road on his way out though.

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	Sneeze was enthralled by the teachings of Ma Red and amazed by her skill as a chef. For days afterward Sneeze continued to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches using the skills Ma Red had taught him.		Sneeze was enthralled by the teachings of Ma Red and amazed by her skill as a chef. For days afterward Sneeze continued to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches using the skills Ma Red had taught him.

	===Sneeze Joins a Food Fight===
	TBD

	===Sneeze Dies by Bath===
	TBD

	===Sneeze Gets His Goat===
	TBD

	===Sneeze Looks For Berries But Only Eats Mud===
	TBD

	==Everything Sneeze has Survived ==		==Everything Sneeze has Survived ==

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	** Ms Marion es tall and has white sken and has long horns. Much longer then Sneeze's horn. Peeple sads Sneeze had little nubbin horns but after Sneeze took thos goat horns mi have big horns. Ms Marion es very nice and es very kind to Sneeze. She reeads mi books because she know that mi cannot reed. She also there to be nice to Sneeze when mi feel sad, she offers to gev mi hugs and she said she would be my friend, and at the times no ones had asked to be Sneeze's frend before so she was ferst friend. She es lek beg sester to Sneeze.		** Ms Marion es tall and has white sken and has long horns. Much longer then Sneeze's horn. Peeple sads Sneeze had little nubbin horns but after Sneeze took thos goat horns mi have big horns. Ms Marion es very nice and es very kind to Sneeze. She reeads mi books because she know that mi cannot reed. She also there to be nice to Sneeze when mi feel sad, she offers to gev mi hugs and she said she would be my friend, and at the times no ones had asked to be Sneeze's frend before so she was ferst friend. She es lek beg sester to Sneeze.
	* [[Commando Reconnaissance Unit Lambda\|Lambda]]		* [[Commando Reconnaissance Unit Lambda\|Lambda]]
	** Ats ferst mi was very scared of Lambda. Lambda has revealed to mi that he hunted en draconic crusades which drove mi ancestros underground. Mi for-kobolds were scared for generations that scary hunters woud come ento caves and kell us small kobolds. But mi not small kobold and mi had stuud up to lambda. Mi eventually mades peece with lambda who said he no longer hunter and now mi good fwends with lambda. [[Amaris]] once gave lambda depression whech es why mi thenks she cudnt gev mi depression, because she gevs et already to lambda. Mi offered to remove depression frum Lambda's head with screw, but peeople told Sneeze no.		** Ats ferst mi was very scared of Lambda. Lambda has revealed to mi that he hunted en draconic crusades which drove mi ancestros underground. Mi for-kobolds were scared for generations that scary hunters woud come ento caves and kell us small kobolds. But mi not small kobold and mi had stuud up to lambda. Mi eventually mades peece with lambda who said he no longer hunter and now mi good fwends with lambda. [[Amaris Luanach]] once gave lambda depression whech es why mi thenks she cudnt gev mi depression, because she gevs et already to lambda. Mi offered to remove depression frum Lambda's head with screw, but peeople told Sneeze no.
	* [[Redemption Core\|Ma Red]]		* [[Redemption Core\|Ma Red]]
	** Ma Red take scare of Sneeze and makes sure Sneeze es safe. She travels weth my best fwend Daq, a big black drake who likes to wrastle weth me. Daq dos not lek et when mi try to ride hem tho. Ma Red es supper nice and taught Sneeze to make peanuts butter and jellies sandwhiches wethout needing fire, a pot, or mysterious meat. She es trying to teach mi not to eat mud but mi dont understand why because mud tastes gud. Sometimes Ma Red es angry and yells at mi when mi only twying to halp, but she es stell very nice and always tells mi everything well be alwight.		** Ma Red take scare of Sneeze and makes sure Sneeze es safe. She travels weth my best fwend Daq, a big black drake who likes to wrastle weth me. Daq dos not lek et when mi try to ride hem tho. Ma Red es supper nice and taught Sneeze to make peanuts butter and jellies sandwhiches wethout needing fire, a pot, or mysterious meat. She es trying to teach mi not to eat mud but mi dont understand why because mud tastes gud. Sometimes Ma Red es angry and yells at mi when mi only twying to halp, but she es stell very nice and always tells mi everything well be alwight.

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	{{Infobox_character\|affilliation=Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, Protectors of the People (Unofficial)\|name={{PAGENAME}}\|image=Kobold Barbarian.png\|caption=Plez oh guds oh plez nut agaan noooooo!\|relatives=Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Shnek\|languages=Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish\|alias=Red Fury, Survivor of a Thousand Deaths\|marital=Single and Ready to Mingle\|birthPlace=In a Hole\|deathDate=On the Inside: Date of Birth, Outside: Never\|deathPlace=Sneeze Can Never Die!\|species=Kobold\|gender=Male\|height=2ft, 3 Inches\|weight=42 Pounds\|eyes=Black}}		{{Worldbuilders}}{{Infobox_character\|affilliation=Tempest Brothers Expeditionary Company, Protectors of the People (Unofficial)\|name={{PAGENAME}}\|image=Kobold Barbarian.png\|caption=Plez oh guds oh plez nut agaan noooooo!\|relatives=Meep, Butter & Waffles, Wit, Akk, Chalupa, Shnek\|languages=Abyssal, Common, Draconic, Elvish\|alias=Red Fury, Survivor of a Thousand Deaths\|marital=Single and Ready to Mingle\|birthPlace=In a Hole\|deathDate=On the Inside: Date of Birth, Outside: Never\|deathPlace=Sneeze Can Never Die!\|species=Kobold\|gender=Male\|height=2ft, 3 Inches\|weight=42 Pounds\|eyes=Black}}

	'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a Kobold Path of the Beast Barbarian and a character from the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] Community Campaign.		'''{{PAGENAME}} '''is a Kobold Path of the Beast Barbarian and a character from the [[Within the Wicked Wilds]] Community Campaign.

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	Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the Feywild and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With the Feywild's weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material plane, he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.		Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the Feywild and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With the Feywild's weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material plane, he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.
	[[File:Sneeze1.jpg\|right\|frameless]]		[[File:Sneeze1-ai.jpg\|right\|frameless]]
	Sneeze had somehow transported himself across the realm all the way to [[Amusa]]. For the first time in his life Sneeze cried with relief. Sneeze began to travel across the continent and began to get himself into all sorts of shenanigans as a one kobold force. But yet things would go as poorly as usual. Sneeze was a magnet for danger and tragedy. In fact the first down he visited burned down 7 minutes after he arrived. Sneeze has had to fight [[Gnolls]], [[Demon\|Demons]], rats, ladybugs, and he has survived.		Sneeze had somehow transported himself across the realm all the way to [[Amusa]]. For the first time in his life Sneeze cried with relief. Sneeze began to travel across the continent and began to get himself into all sorts of shenanigans as a one kobold force. But yet things would go as poorly as usual. Sneeze was a magnet for danger and tragedy. In fact the first down he visited burned down 7 minutes after he arrived. Sneeze has had to fight [[Gnolls]], [[Demon\|Demons]], rats, ladybugs, and he has survived.

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	Now this contract had many strange stipulations. All it gave Sneeze was the ability to cast true Strike, but it asked for much more in return, including his first born son, his left pinky toe, his ability to appreciate a sunset, a pickled herring, 3 Silver Pieces, a patch of scales from his right arm, his ability to play the flute (something he did not have), his brother Waffles, and most but not least, his soul. Most of this would have deeply worried Sneeze, but this devil had preyed on his greatest weakness. Sneeze cannot read. With this Sneeze went to immediately sign the contract. An inability to read is usually paired with an inability to spell, or know how to write, or know you need to use the pointy side of a quill to write.		Now this contract had many strange stipulations. All it gave Sneeze was the ability to cast true Strike, but it asked for much more in return, including his first born son, his left pinky toe, his ability to appreciate a sunset, a pickled herring, 3 Silver Pieces, a patch of scales from his right arm, his ability to play the flute (something he did not have), his brother Waffles, and most but not least, his soul. Most of this would have deeply worried Sneeze, but this devil had preyed on his greatest weakness. Sneeze cannot read. With this Sneeze went to immediately sign the contract. An inability to read is usually paired with an inability to spell, or know how to write, or know you need to use the pointy side of a quill to write.
	[[File:Sneeze~~-ai~~.jpg\|right\|frameless]]		[[File:Sneeze.jpg\|right\|frameless]]
	Que two frustrating hours of Sneeze trying and failing to spell his own name and failing to sign the contract. Even with the Devil's coaching Sneeze was completely unable to complete even the simplest of tasks. Eventually the Devil roared in anger, "''F*#$ this Sh$^#t, im tired of this, im out!''" In a puff of dark smoke, the devil was gone. What did Sneeze learn from this experience then? That strangers with candy were always nice, and that his name started with a U.		Que two frustrating hours of Sneeze trying and failing to spell his own name and failing to sign the contract. Even with the Devil's coaching Sneeze was completely unable to complete even the simplest of tasks. Eventually the Devil roared in anger, "''F*#$ this Sh$^#t, im tired of this, im out!''" In a puff of dark smoke, the devil was gone. What did Sneeze learn from this experience then? That strangers with candy were always nice, and that his name started with a U.

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	The Gnolls looked at each other confused before bursting out in fits of hysterical laughter and cheers. They let Sneeze indulge himself as he wished, but as the feast continued, Sneeze was confused why they kept sprinkling him with different spices. First they poured salt on him, them pepper, and then they rubbed herbs across his body. Sneeze didn't mind because it was probably just their culture or something.		The Gnolls looked at each other confused before bursting out in fits of hysterical laughter and cheers. They let Sneeze indulge himself as he wished, but as the feast continued, Sneeze was confused why they kept sprinkling him with different spices. First they poured salt on him, them pepper, and then they rubbed herbs across his body. Sneeze didn't mind because it was probably just their culture or something.
	[[File:Buff Sneeze.png\|right\|frameless]]		[[File:Buff Sneeze-ai.png\|right\|frameless]]
	Sneeze only began to feel confused at the point they had tied him up and started turning him over a fire. How in the world was he supposed to eat like this. This was incredibly rude. Sneeze looked at his restraints, then the table of people meat, at his restraints, and back to the table of people meat. this went on for five minutes before Sneeze realized what was happening. At this point his natural defenses kicked in and he managed to gnaw his way out of the restraints. Then from there Sneeze ran as far as one could run. He made sure to get some Gnoll meat for the road on his way out though.		Sneeze only began to feel confused at the point they had tied him up and started turning him over a fire. How in the world was he supposed to eat like this. This was incredibly rude. Sneeze looked at his restraints, then the table of people meat, at his restraints, and back to the table of people meat. this went on for five minutes before Sneeze realized what was happening. At this point his natural defenses kicked in and he managed to gnaw his way out of the restraints. Then from there Sneeze ran as far as one could run. He made sure to get some Gnoll meat for the road on his way out though.

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	Now this contract had many strange stipulations. All it gave Sneeze was the ability to cast true Strike, but it asked for much more in return, including his first born son, his left pinky toe, his ability to appreciate a sunset, a pickled herring, 3 Silver Pieces, a patch of scales from his right arm, his ability to play the flute (something he did not have), his brother Waffles, and most but not least, his soul. Most of this would have deeply worried Sneeze, but this devil had preyed on his greatest weakness. Sneeze cannot read. With this Sneeze went to immediately sign the contract. An inability to read is usually paired with an inability to spell, or know how to write, or know you need to use the pointy side of a quill to write.		Now this contract had many strange stipulations. All it gave Sneeze was the ability to cast true Strike, but it asked for much more in return, including his first born son, his left pinky toe, his ability to appreciate a sunset, a pickled herring, 3 Silver Pieces, a patch of scales from his right arm, his ability to play the flute (something he did not have), his brother Waffles, and most but not least, his soul. Most of this would have deeply worried Sneeze, but this devil had preyed on his greatest weakness. Sneeze cannot read. With this Sneeze went to immediately sign the contract. An inability to read is usually paired with an inability to spell, or know how to write, or know you need to use the pointy side of a quill to write.
	[[File:Sneeze.jpg\|right\|frameless]]		[[File:Sneeze-ai.jpg\|right\|frameless]]
	Que two frustrating hours of Sneeze trying and failing to spell his own name and failing to sign the contract. Even with the Devil's coaching Sneeze was completely unable to complete even the simplest of tasks. Eventually the Devil roared in anger, "''F*#$ this Sh$^#t, im tired of this, im out!''" In a puff of dark smoke, the devil was gone. What did Sneeze learn from this experience then? That strangers with candy were always nice, and that his name started with a U.		Que two frustrating hours of Sneeze trying and failing to spell his own name and failing to sign the contract. Even with the Devil's coaching Sneeze was completely unable to complete even the simplest of tasks. Eventually the Devil roared in anger, "''F*#$ this Sh$^#t, im tired of this, im out!''" In a puff of dark smoke, the devil was gone. What did Sneeze learn from this experience then? That strangers with candy were always nice, and that his name started with a U.

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	Sneeze is 4 years old, a little under half of a [[Kobold\|Kobold's]] average lifespan. [[Kobolds]] can live up to 120 years old, gaining the title of Great Wyrm, but few ever live past 10 years, 8 if you are lucky. But even Sneeze was surprised he lived past five minutes while being [[Shnek\|Shnek's]] brother...		Sneeze is 4 years old, a little under half of a [[Kobold\|Kobold's]] average lifespan. [[Kobolds]] can live up to 120 years old, gaining the title of Great Wyrm, but few ever live past 10 years, 8 if you are lucky. But even Sneeze was surprised he lived past five minutes while being [[Shnek\|Shnek's]] brother...

	Sneeze was born along with many of his siblings in a large nest of eggs in a small warren to the south in [[Isonhound]]. Like many Kobolds across the world he lived underground in a Kobold warren as his ancestors had been driven into hiding years ago by warriors of [[The Second Draconic Crusades]]. It was because of this that Sneeze didn't see the sun until he was nearly three years old. Sneeze had seven siblings, Shneck, Meep, Butter, Waffles, Wit, Akk, and Chalupa. When he and his siblings reached adulthood at 10 months they set out to make their names in Quelmar. Out of his siblings Sneeze was by far the dumbest, and so he became a good test subject for his [[wizard]] of a brother. One time [[Shnek]] tested an invisibility potion on Sneeze. Sneeze finally became visible again after two years. Another time Shnek tested a potion on a lizard, which turned it into a giant monster that ate Sneeze while the others ran away. Luckily Sneeze survived the monster's digestion system and was shit out a day later where he regrouped with the party. One time Sneeze fell off a cliff, but Shnek was unable to help his Kobold sibling because Squish had gotten stuck upside down.		Sneeze was born along with many of his siblings in a large nest of eggs in a small warren to the south in [[Isonhound]]. Like many Kobolds across the world he lived underground in a Kobold warren as his ancestors had been driven into hiding years ago by warriors of [[The Second Draconic Crusades]]. It was because of this that Sneeze didn't see the sun until he was nearly three years old. Sneeze had seven siblings, Shneck, Meep, Butter, Waffles, Wit, Akk, and Chalupa. When he and his siblings reached adulthood at 10 months they set out to make their names in [[Quelmar]]. Out of his siblings Sneeze was by far the dumbest, and so he became a good test subject for his [[wizard]] of a brother. One time [[Shnek]] tested an invisibility potion on Sneeze. Sneeze finally became visible again after two years. Another time Shnek tested a potion on a lizard, which turned it into a giant monster that ate Sneeze while the others ran away. Luckily Sneeze survived the monster's digestion system and was shit out a day later where he regrouped with the party. One time Sneeze fell off a cliff, but Shnek was unable to help his Kobold sibling because Squish had gotten stuck upside down.

	Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the [[Feywild]] and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With [[the Feywild]]'s weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material [[plane]], he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.		Sneeze was always left behind broken, beaten, and batted, but still alive. Eventually Sneeze began to believe he was unkillable and began to even volunteer for Shnek's experiments. And then Shnek dropped his ham sandwich in a portal to the [[Feywild]] and pushed Sneeze into retrieve it. With [[the Feywild]]'s weird time dilation though, when Sneeze returned back to the material [[plane]], he had been gone for decades, and wasn't even in Isonhound anymore.
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	===Sneeze Goes on a Picnic aka Taking Candy from a Fey Van===		===Sneeze Goes on a Picnic aka Taking Candy from a Fey Van===
	Sneeze was hanging out with another member of the Tempest Brothers Association named [[Marion Ette\|Marion]], a kind and very very tall [[Tiefling]] who would write funny scribbles in their book. Sneeze and Marion were hanging out outside when they were approached by two strange fey by the names of [[Sir Yewvane Eedryll\|Ojai the Feast of Summer, and Olla the Folly of Spring]] who wanted to invite Marion to join them for a "picnic." Sneeze in his past had had minimal encounters with Fey. The most he ever interacted with Fey or the Fey realm was when he had entered the Feywild for only a few seconds only to learn that years had passed in the real world. So even with that little interaction Sneeze knew that Fey may be strange and possibly tricky in their ways.		Sneeze was hanging out with another member of the Tempest Brothers Association named [[Marion Ette\|Marion]], a kind and very very tall [[Tiefling]] who would write funny scribbles in their book. Sneeze and [[Marion]] were hanging out outside when they were approached by two strange fey by the names of [[Sir Yewvane Eedryll\|Ojai the Feast of Summer, and Olla the Folly of Spring]] who wanted to invite Marion to join them for a "picnic." Sneeze in his past had had minimal encounters with Fey. The most he ever interacted with Fey or the Fey realm was when he had entered the Feywild for only a few seconds only to learn that years had passed in the real world. So even with that little interaction Sneeze knew that Fey may be strange and possibly tricky in their ways.

	As Sneeze walked with Marion and they two fey deeper into the city of Galik, both of the [[Eladrin]] spoke of how they were violating their duties and how they weren't supposed to be going on a picnic. Sneeze did not understand any of this, not really comprehending what their duty meant or why it was illegal to go on picnics. Sneeze then began to recognize where they had traveled to. They had arrived in the lower district of Galik where the impoverished lived in squalor and where orphans ran wild and free. The district was a place Sneeze had found refugee in during his first days in Amusa, camping out in a dumpster behind the Applebees.		As Sneeze walked with Marion and they two fey deeper into the city of Galik, both of the [[Eladrin]] spoke of how they were violating their duties and how they weren't supposed to be going on a picnic. Sneeze did not understand any of this, not really comprehending what their duty meant or why it was illegal to go on picnics. Sneeze then began to recognize where they had traveled to. They had arrived in the lower district of Galik where the impoverished lived in squalor and where orphans ran wild and free. The district was a place Sneeze had found refugee in during his first days in Amusa, camping out in a dumpster behind the Applebees.
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	** Ms Marion es tall and has white sken and has long horns. Much longer then Sneeze's horn. Peeple sads Sneeze had little nubbin horns but after Sneeze took thos goat horns mi have big horns. Ms Marion es very nice and es very kind to Sneeze. She reeads mi books because she know that mi cannot reed. She also there to be nice to Sneeze when mi feel sad, she offers to gev mi hugs and she said she would be my friend, and at the times no ones had asked to be Sneeze's frend before so she was ferst friend. She es lek beg sester to Sneeze.		** Ms Marion es tall and has white sken and has long horns. Much longer then Sneeze's horn. Peeple sads Sneeze had little nubbin horns but after Sneeze took thos goat horns mi have big horns. Ms Marion es very nice and es very kind to Sneeze. She reeads mi books because she know that mi cannot reed. She also there to be nice to Sneeze when mi feel sad, she offers to gev mi hugs and she said she would be my friend, and at the times no ones had asked to be Sneeze's frend before so she was ferst friend. She es lek beg sester to Sneeze.
	* [[Commando Reconnaissance Unit Lambda\|Lambda]]		* [[Commando Reconnaissance Unit Lambda\|Lambda]]
	** Ats ferst mi was very scared of Lambda. Lambda has revealed to mi that he hunted en draconic crusades which drove mi ancestros underground. Mi for-kobolds were scared for generations that scary hunters woud come ento caves and kell us small kobolds. But mi not small kobold and mi had stuud up to lambda. Mi eventually mades peece with lambda who said he no longer hunter and now mi good fwends with lambda. Amaris once gave lambda depression whech es why mi thenks she cudnt gev mi depression, because she gevs et already to lambda. Mi offered to remove depression frum Lambda's head with screw, but peeople told Sneeze no.		** Ats ferst mi was very scared of Lambda. Lambda has revealed to mi that he hunted en draconic crusades which drove mi ancestros underground. Mi for-kobolds were scared for generations that scary hunters woud come ento caves and kell us small kobolds. But mi not small kobold and mi had stuud up to lambda. Mi eventually mades peece with lambda who said he no longer hunter and now mi good fwends with lambda. [[Amaris]] once gave lambda depression whech es why mi thenks she cudnt gev mi depression, because she gevs et already to lambda. Mi offered to remove depression frum Lambda's head with screw, but peeople told Sneeze no.
	* [[Redemption Core\|Ma Red]]		* [[Redemption Core\|Ma Red]]
	** Ma Red take scare of Sneeze and makes sure Sneeze es safe. She travels weth my best fwend Daq, a big black drake who likes to wrastle weth me. Daq dos not lek et when mi try to ride hem tho. Ma Red es supper nice and taught Sneeze to make peanuts butter and jellies sandwhiches wethout needing fire, a pot, or mysterious meat. She es trying to teach mi not to eat mud but mi dont understand why because mud tastes gud. Sometimes Ma Red es angry and yells at mi when mi only twying to halp, but she es stell very nice and always tells mi everything well be alwight.		** Ma Red take scare of Sneeze and makes sure Sneeze es safe. She travels weth my best fwend Daq, a big black drake who likes to wrastle weth me. Daq dos not lek et when mi try to ride hem tho. Ma Red es supper nice and taught Sneeze to make peanuts butter and jellies sandwhiches wethout needing fire, a pot, or mysterious meat. She es trying to teach mi not to eat mud but mi dont understand why because mud tastes gud. Sometimes Ma Red es angry and yells at mi when mi only twying to halp, but she es stell very nice and always tells mi everything well be alwight.
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	** Idi es rock friend who carries funny axe.		** Idi es rock friend who carries funny axe.
	* [[Tassa Brightfox\|Tassa the Tall]]		* [[Tassa Brightfox\|Tassa the Tall]]
	** Tassa es a wary tall person who fell frum the ceeling one day.		** [[Tassa]] es a wary tall person who fell frum the ceeling one day.
	* [[Paris Hilton\|Pink P]]		* [[Paris Hilton\|Pink P]]
	** Pink P es like tall sester to Sneeze. Before they ded not like Sneeze because Sneeze was dirty. Mi was told they send lawyer after Sneeze because Sneeze beat Pink P en food fight. Mi have no idea what a lawyer is. Mi heard they threw mystery meat at Chicken. But when Pink P was very sad Sneeze gave em hug and made them feel better and now wi best of fwends. Pink P calls mi Little Z and i very like that name.		** Pink P es like tall sester to Sneeze. Before they ded not like Sneeze because Sneeze was dirty. Mi was told they send lawyer after Sneeze because Sneeze beat Pink P en food fight. Mi have no idea what a lawyer is. Mi heard they threw mystery meat at Chicken. But when Pink P was very sad Sneeze gave em hug and made them feel better and now wi best of fwends. Pink P calls mi Little Z and i very like that name.
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	=== Sneeze Discusses Depression Bugs ===		=== Sneeze Discusses Depression Bugs ===
	''Following his visit with Amaris Sneeze goes to Nassir's tent to discuss what had transpired. Currently present was only [[Paris Hilton]].''		''Following his visit with Amaris Sneeze goes to [[Nassir]]'s tent to discuss what had transpired. Currently present was only [[Paris Hilton]].''

	Sneeze: “Mi just finished examinatation. “Mi don’t see why et was so hard Lambda, et dednt make Mi depressed.”		Sneeze: “Mi just finished examinatation. “Mi don’t see why et was so hard Lambda, et dednt make Mi depressed.”

	Paris: "Im glad youre not depressed lil z, although im not sure lambda is around here rn."		[[Paris]]: "Im glad youre not depressed lil z, although im not sure lambda is around here rn."

	Sneeze: “Mi tu glad Amaris dednt make mi depressed like they make Lambda depressed.”		Sneeze: “Mi tu glad Amaris dednt make mi depressed like they make Lambda depressed.”